Cube-Sack Instructions

These are what you'd call "guidelines" and "warnings" (if there are such things) than actual rules.

A four-inch diameter NERF "basketball" is the official Cube-Sack sack. It is available in various colors for purchase at your local toy store (or Wal-Mart if you're white trash).

Step 1: Basically there are no rules except that hands can only be used as a last ditch effort to keep the sack moving in the air.

Step 2: The game must be played during regular office hours without management approval and while sitting in an office chair.

Step 3: The objective is to keep the sack airborne or bouncing for as long as possible or until caught by managerial staff.

Step 4: Playing the sack off any object is encouraged, including desks, computers, file cabinets, walls, ceilings, office mates that are "working" and too busy to play and anything else you can think of.

Step 5: The game is started by any means necessary in order to get the sack airborne.

Tips for Noobs

• Use your feet.
• Use your head/face.
• Be creative with the start of the game. Some recommended starts are to roll the Cube-Sack off your keyboard.
• Remember for serious players only: Anyone and everyone and anything (except for the boss and their office... maybe their brown noser in the cubicle down the way) is game!

Warnings!

• This game is illegal in Canada, and discouraged everywhere in the continental United States.
• Remember to stretch your stuff out before playing Cube-Sack.
• Injuries from falling filing cabinets are common. Please be aware of your surroundings.