Below are some of your original Cube-Sack moves started by those sackin' Gods; Jason and Jim as well as others listed with their difficulty level from one to ten, as we all know ten is the most difficult. Duh! Anyone and their grandmother can do these and if you can't, then you can officially call yourself a Noob (newbie). Grow some skills. Grow a sack. And for God's sake, learn your sack moves!

The GREATEST Move in CubeSack*

The greatest move in Cube-Sack - As the sack is rolling off a desk, point your finger in the air with great authority and scissors-kick the sack.
(Difficulty Level: 2)

The Italian Sausage*

As the sack is bouncing on the ground, circle your foot around the sack then kick it in the air while declaring, "ITALIAN SAUSAGE!!!" Don't confuse this move with The Polish Sausage.
(Difficulty Level: 8)

The Clubber Lang*

Used to get the sack bouncing high enough to kick properly in the event that the sack is almost dead. This move is accomplished by using a downward slapping motion with the bottom of the foot.
(Difficulty Level: 7)

Mocha Java Jive

One of the most visually disturbing moves in Cube-Sack as the sacker is gripped by a coffee buzz so intense that they can't even coherently play - they just sit there bat at the air aimlessly like an ataxia victim trying to get your attention. Also known as the Palsy-Paw.
(Difficulty Level: 8 )

The I Dream of Genie*

Cross your arms like a Genie then hit the sack with your forehead.
(Difficulty Level: 2)

The Filch McDonkey-Punch*

Performed when the sack is traveling past you. Use the heel of your foot, kick the Cube-Sack sack foreword.
(Difficulty Level: 7)

The Dark Helmet*

A standard head ball, using the top of your cranium.
(Difficulty Level: 1)

Cactus Jack

When your sack suddenly sticks to something (other than your leg) - usually occurs immediately following an easy move such as the Apple Fritter Surprise.
(Difficulty Level: 5)

The Captain's Log*

When the Cube-Sack goes behind a player's back and gets stuck between their office chair and their back. The Captain's Log is done by letting the Cube-Sack sack roll down underneath the player in the chair and popping it out back into play.
(Difficulty Level: 6)

The Electric Boogaloo*

One player's legs are together, forming a slope. As the Cube-Sack sack rolls down his legs to his feet, he flicks it to another player.
(Difficulty Level: 6)

Apple Fritter Surprise

This is when your sack slams into a trash can and you don't know what foreign matter will be on the sack when removed....
(Difficulty Level: 1 )

The Cube-Sack Bicycle™*

This move is trademarked. Do something else.
(Difficulty Level: 6)

The Loop-de-loo

Let the Cube-Sack sack come to a rest on your lap, then let it roll down both of your legs, as it approaches your toes, flick it back up into your lap.
(Difficulty Level: 6)

The Nelson Mandella

As the Cube-Sack sack is in the air, use the back of your chair to incarcerate the sack between the wall and the chair. When the sack’s sentence is complete, free it from its bondage. As it drops, spin 360 degrees in your chair and kick the crap out of that sack.
(Difficulty Level: 10)

The Winny Mandella

Similar to the Nelson Mandella, but instead of using the back of your chair and the wall, use your hip and the armrest of your chair.
(Difficulty Level: 7)

The Yogurt Maker

Kick the Cube-Sack sack into the opposing players non Cube-Sack sack, i.e. the genitals. This move can only used if the opposing player is a man.
(Difficulty Level: 3)

The Bermuda Triangle

The female version of the Yogurt Maker.
(Difficulty Level: 3)

The Rocky Mountain

A version of the Bermuda Triangle only further North.
(Difficulty Level: 3)

The Walker, Texas Ranger

As the Cube-Sack sack is in the air, spin 360 degrees in your chair and round-house kick your sack into something causing it to fall over i.e a vase full of flowers, a stack of papers, pencil holder or better yet, a co-worker's face.
(Yes, of course we know the Nelson Mandela is more difficult, but YOU go tell that to Chuck Norris)
(Difficulty Level: 11)

The March of the Umpa Lumpas

This move is done by juggling the Cube-Sack sack with your knees. The sack must go back and forth several times in order to claim “March of the Umpa Lumpas!”.
(Difficulty Level: 9)

The Polish Sausage

As the sack is bouncing on the ground, circle your foot around the sack then attempt to kick and miss it causing you to fall out of your chair and declare something we can't repeat here. All at the same time! This is a real classy move reserved for amateurs, but you may see a professional sacker perform it for the sake of nostalgia from time to time.
(Difficulty Level: 1)

The Alabama Slamma

In an attempt to pull off the Clubber Lang, you miss and trap the Cube-Sack sack between the ground and your foot, stopping play.
(Difficulty Level: You Suck!)

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