Welcome to the Only Sport You'll Ever Need to Know!

Let me guess, you stumbled here because you were surfing while you were trying to appear as if you were working? No? Maybe you are the rebel of the office and try to find ways to push your boss' buttons without getting fired? Yes? Well alright then, welcome to CUBE-SACK!

This is an entertaining game much like hacky-sack except that it is played at work. Great for passing the time while a deadline inches ever closer. Also is great for developing those skills needed come assessment time. Supervisors love playahs with skillz. Guarantee your promotion -- learn how to play today!!!

The Early Years

Cube-Sack was started in the early years of the Menshevik cavemen when they were sick and tired of listening to the leader (who was a Bolshevik) grunt his way around making sure things were extremely boring and when some fun was trying to be had. (An early existence of the species Iritusbossus, maybe?!) Though, back in the golden years they only had rocks (thus an early form of the Cube-Sack sack was born) and when a stray "Cube-Sack" went flying from an awesome display of the "Clubber_Lang", it killed the Iritusbossus, thus having Cube-Sack banned in communist countries where fun was not allowed, but broken feet were still O.K. It is also discouraged in modern day office cubicles. This is probably due to the fact that they are modeled after communist regimes. If you work in an office that has not yet experienced cubicide (the systematic elimination of Cube-Sack in the work place), you are obligated to your fellow man (or lady) to shine some light on their very exsitence.

What excatly are you waiting for? Go read the rules and moves and get started playing Cube-Sack! SACK! IT! UP!